Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Orphan Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got this email and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (Hey, some people swing that way.) They both died and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You Too!!!