Walmart chain

.'''"This letter comes with a dire warning of supernatural harm. You are to forward this letter to 10 people. You have 10 minutes. Next, head to your nearest Walmart and carry out the following 14 asks within the next 24 hours. Should you choose to ignore this letter misfortune and itchy skin will come your way."

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

4. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in the thin narrow aisles.

5. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

6. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

7. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

8. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

9. Put M&M’s on layaway.

10. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

11. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

12. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

13. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

14. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”'''