THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Original
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Other Versions
=Who Was Conversing with Me on the Cellular Phone?= I was sharing a passionate kiss with my romantic interest, when my cellular phone alerted me that someone wished to converse with me. The man on the phone inquired as to what I was engaging in with his daughter. Assuming this man was my romantic interest's father, I explained the conversation I had to her. She informed me that her father was deceased. That is when I thought to myself "If her father is dead, then who was conversing with me on the cellular phone?" And then a human skeletal structure appeared. =IT WAS PHONE= WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY I HAVE STORY I WAS AT HOME I WAS GO TO SLEEP WHEN TIRED BUT WAKE UP BECAUSE AT DOOR!!! I GO TO DOOR!! I OPEN NOBODY WAS THERE!!! IT WAS FONE